Scary Direction

There is a horrifying band called One Direction
Because of whom we kids get detention!
There are 5 members who create major trouble;
Just because of their cuteness, get paid double!

The oldest member is childish Louis
All the things he talks about are funny and gooey.
The other one is Zayn Malik
Our Bradford Badboy's "Vas Happenin'?" never feels sick.

Then comes Liam, the daddy of 'em all
Who looks after them and doesn't let us get lost at a mall.
Our Irish fellow Niall, whom we call 'Leprechaun'

Has blond hair and blue eyes, looks sweet like a fawn.

Youngest of them all is little Harry
Don't believe all his looks, he's damn scary!
All these people freak me out everyday,
But now I'm used to it like a cow's to hay

I swear each of them now looks like a crow
Singing in the skies: Do Re Mi Fa So La Si Do.
But still so scary, they shut down 'The Wanted'
All my dreams now are by them haunted.

My mum & dad used to say Niall's like a mouse
But I know he's different than those in my house.
Zayn looks like a Greek God, the younger brother of Zeus
But he looks more scary than Harry's ankle length shoes!

Liam is a troll giant of whom you've heard,
Like a mangrove forest is his beard.
Harry has real butterflies in his stomach,
But his face is similar to that of a duck.

What can I say about Louis? The joker at a bash
Every single car in the music videos gets a crash!
They have some bad qualities bad drivers or cooks,
Deep in us somewhere, they have their crooked hooks.

Every single day, they make us smile with their antics,
We're so proud to call ourselves 1D geeks.
We'll miss these boogeymen when we're all grown up
The time when "Vas Happenin'?" will be replaced by "what's up?"

- Chinmayee Kulkarni